Here is a great list of ten Halloween jokes for kids.  It is always fun watching kids deliver the punchline of a joke.

What do ghosts put on their morning cereal?
Booberries.

How do witches keep their hair in place?
Scare spray.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.

What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane.

What does a bird say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.

When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning.

What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice cream (I scream)

What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?
Straw-berries! 

What does a baby ghost need at a restaurant?
A BOO-ster seat

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Oh, I’m sorry….I didn’t mean to make you cry!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!