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Back to School Jokes for Kids

August 2, 2016 by Leandrea Voskanian


Back to school jokes for kids are a great way to get kids excited about heading back to school in the fall.  Your kid can go back to the classroom with a smile after learning these fun jokes.

back to school jokes for kids

Back to School Jokes for Kids

How do cows count?
With a cowculator.

What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.

Who keeps the best time?
A watchdog.

What are dino bandages for?
Dinosores

Why are fish so smart?
Because they swim in schools.

Why do you measure a snake in inches?
Because they have no feet.

What is a snakes favorite subject in school?
Hissssstory

What do you get when you stack toads together?
A toadempole.

What do you call a fairy who has not taken a shower in over a week?
Stinkerbell

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims

Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Because he was feeling crummy

What kind of candy do kids eat on the playground?
Recess Pieces

Why don’t 5 and 6 like 7?
Becuase 7, 8, 9

What did one math book say to the other?
I have a lot of problems.

Is a hammer a useful tool in math class?
No, but multi-pliers are.

What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
Smarty pants.

Why was the scientists head wet?
Because he had a brainstorm.

What kind of gum does a scientist chew?
Ex-speariment.

What did one calculator say to the other calculator?
You can count on me.

What flies around a kindergarten class at night.
An Alpha-bat

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
Because her students were so bright.

Where does a pencil go for vacation?
To Pennsylvania

What is a math teachers favorite dessert.
Pi

What did one math book say to the other math book?
“I’ve got a lot of problems.”

What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?
Smarty-pants

What does a librarian take fishing?
Bookworms

What is a witches favorite subject?
SPELLing

What is a pirates favorite subject?
Arrrrrrt

What building has the most stories?
The library.

What is the owl’s favorite subject?
Owl-gebra

Why did the student throw his watch out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the student take a ladder to school?
Because he was going to high school.

What is a chalk board’s favorite drink?
Hot chalk-olate.

Which school joke is your favorite?  Do you have a joke to add to the list?

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If you want to continue spreading the school laughs, head over to our printable Back to School Lunch Box Jokes to use at your house!

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Comments

  1. Katherine King says

    July 29, 2014 at 4:29 pm

    My boys love reading jokes I am going to share these with them 🙂

  2. Jenn says

    July 29, 2014 at 3:40 pm

    Those are great! The kids will love them! Maybe they will get as excited about BTS as Mommy is!

  3. Barb W. says

    July 29, 2014 at 10:23 am

    Love this list! Will have to share with my sons, they are always looking for good jokes!

  4. Grace Hodgin says

    July 29, 2014 at 9:06 am

    All cute jokes and how fun it would be to include one in a lunch box each day to bring a smile to the student.

  5. Our Family World says

    July 28, 2014 at 11:10 pm

    Oh so cool. My kids love hearing new jokes. They always want me to tell them a joke and I never know any.

  6. Kasandria Reasoner says

    July 28, 2014 at 10:59 pm

    How fun! Shared these with my youngest and she’s been sharing them all around the house lol.
    Kas

    • Donna Smith says

      August 10, 2014 at 9:45 am

      How old is your youngest Kas? Would a 6 year old understand these?

      • Leandrea Voskanian says

        August 10, 2014 at 8:49 pm

        My girls have loved jokes since they have been in kindergarten. My younger daughter is 6 and laughs at almost all of them!

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