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Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

January 10, 2021 by Leandrea Voskanian 3 Comments


Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, but still far enough that the favorite kids in our lives have time to master being silly.  These cute Valentine’s Day jokes for kids are a huge smile maker this time of year.  This holiday definitely has some of the cutest knock knock jokes out there!

What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny! These Valentine's Day jokes for kids are sure to make your kiddo smile!

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Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
I’m nuts about you!

What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
Will you bee mine?

What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses!

What did one pickle say to the other? 
You mean a great dill to me

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? 
I love you a ton!

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day? 
Owl be yours!

What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I love you a whole watt!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

If you have any good jokes to add please let us know!


Supplement these Valentine’s Jokes with some Valnetine’s Day literature for Kids:

  • Day It Rained Hearts
  • Happy Valentine’s Day, Curious George
  • Little Critter: Happy Valentine’s Day, Little Critter!
  • The Berenstain Bears’ Valentine Party

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If you want to add some fun to your child’s lunch use these printable Valentine’s Day Lunch Box Jokes!

Check out our Craft Posts for ways to create fun, frugal crafts and projects at your house.  LEGO rings are incredibly easy to make and would be a great Valentine’s Day non-candy treat to hand out!

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  1. rosamond says

    January 22, 2018 at 10:31 am

    nice jokes, hope happiness for all kids around the world in valentine day

    Reply

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