Summer Jokes For Kids

When summer is the main thing on the mind of school age children we can give them some summer jokes to get everyone in the spirit of a little fun in the sun!  Big Sister has an in class talent show during her last week of school and I am trying to convince her that her talent can be joke telling.  Hopefully you find this collection of jokes from around the internet as funny as we do!

Summer Jokes for Kids

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?
They use bear conditioning!

What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.

What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.  

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her class was so bright!

How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!

What did one math book say to the other?
Boy, do I have problems!

What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?
A hot dog!

Why do bananas use sunscreen?
Because they peel.

Why are gulls named seagulls?
If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels!

What’s the best day to go to the beach?
SUNDAY!

What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
A sandwitch!

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won’t.
Yes, I will.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
See? You’ve forgotten me already!

Supplement these Summer Jokes with Summer Literature and Activities for kids:

• The Night Before Summer Vacation (Reading Railroad Books)
• How I Spent My Summer Vacation (Dragonfly Books)
• Best of Mad Libs
• Animals, Animals, Animals! Mad Libs Junior

Be sure to check out our Craft Posts for ways to create fun, frugal crafts and projects at your house. Sponge Balls are fun to make and will lead to hours of water play!

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