Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

Thanksgiving jokes for kids lend to a happy household.  When you think about all the anticipation filled hours of Thanksgiving Day, what better way to get through them than with a few jokes!

What key has legs but cannot open doors?
A turKEY!

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He had the stuffing knocked right out of him.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

That happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-vest!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!

What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite kind of music?
Plymouth Rock!

What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite kind of music?
Plymouth Rock!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Waddle
Waddle who?
Waddle I do if you don’t open the door?

Looking for more ways to have family fun this Thanksgiving?  Make a paper turkey craft and stuff the turkey!  Learn how to make the Turkey Hats in this picture so you can snap a few photos of your kids in these hats!

Want to really make your kiddo smile?  Print these jokes and tuck them in lunch boxes, pillows, and more!

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