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Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

November 1, 2013 by Leandrea Voskanian


Thanksgiving jokes for kids lend to a happy household.  When you think about all the anticipation filled hours of Thanksgiving Day, what better way to get through them than with a few jokes!

When it comes to fun and Thanksgiving, these Thanksgiving jokes for kids are sure to bring a lot of laughter.

What key has legs but cannot open doors?
A turKEY!

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He had the stuffing knocked right out of him.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

That happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-vest!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!

What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite kind of music?
Plymouth Rock!

What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite kind of music?
Plymouth Rock!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Waddle
Waddle who?
Waddle I do if you don’t open the door?


Looking for more ways to have family fun this Thanksgiving?  Make a paper turkey craft and stuff the turkey!  Learn how to make the Turkey Hats in this picture so you can snap a few photos of your kids in these hats!

Thanksgiving jokes for kids - printable!

Want to really make your kiddo smile?  Print these jokes and tuck them in lunch boxes, pillows, and more!

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Comments

  1. BusyWorkingMama says

    November 5, 2013 at 6:51 am

    Cute! I like the first one best 🙂 I just read these to my 6 year old.

  2. Amanda says

    November 4, 2013 at 1:11 pm

    I can’t wait to tell these jokes to my kids! They even made me laugh (I am a huge proponent of puns lol)

  3. Leandrea says

    November 23, 2011 at 10:01 pm

    Hooray! Our kids are about the same age. My girl really like them too!

  4. Fadra says

    November 22, 2011 at 6:41 pm

    Just wanted you to know these jokes were a big hit with my 4 year old!

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