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Apple Jokes for Kids – Johnny Appleseed Jokes

September 26, 2012 by Leandrea Voskanian


In late September children across American celebrate Johnny Appleseed Day at school.  Kick it up a notch and have Apple Jokes for Kids ready for your kids. You can learn a few things about Johnny Appleseed as well.  Here is a collection of Apple Jokes for kids from around the internet.

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Why did the apple cry?
It’s peelings were hurt!

What do you call an apple with tummy problems?
A tooty fruity!

What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?
Leaf me alone!

What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
A pineapple.

What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.

What kind of apple has a short temper?
A crab apple.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?  
Finding half a worm in your apple!

Read more Funny Jokes for Kids and see how we created a Family Tree card using foam apples.

Celebrate Johnny Appleseed by reading a book about him.

johnny appleseed story

 

Facts about Johnny Appleseed

There really was a Johnny Appleseed and his real name was John Chapman. He was born in Leominster, Massachusetts in 1774. His dream was to produce so many apples that no one would ever go hungry.



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