Apple Jokes for Kids – Johnny Appleseed Jokes

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Today my younger daughter is celebrating Johnny Appleseed Day at school.  When she comes home I will have some Apple Jokes for Kids ready for her.  Here is a collection of Apple Jokes from around the internet.

Why did the apple cry?
It’s peelings were hurt!

What do you call an apple with tummy problems?
A tooty fruity!

What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?
Leaf me alone!

What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
A pineapple.

What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.

What kind of apple has a short temper?
A crab apple.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?  
Finding half a worm in your apple!

Read more Funny Jokes for Kids (or pin/bookmark to come back to later) and see how we created a Family Tree card using foam apples.

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