Today my younger daughter is celebrating Johnny Appleseed Day at school. When she comes home I will have some Apple Jokes for Kids ready for her. Here is a collection of Apple Jokes from around the internet.
Why did the apple cry?
It’s peelings were hurt!
What do you call an apple with tummy problems?
A tooty fruity!
What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?
Leaf me alone!
What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of apple has a short temper?
A crab apple.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!