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Earth Day Jokes for Kids

April 4, 2022 by Leandrea Voskanian


We certainly do not think that Earth Day is a joke (quite the opposite). However, Earth Day is a great time to teach children some jokes that pertain to the earth and weather!   This list of Earth Day Jokes was collected from around the internet.  Have fun with a few new family laughs!

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Earth Day Jokes for Kids

What is a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber!

What did the tree wear to the pool party?
Swimming trunks!

How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves.

What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!

What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow! 

What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear!

How do hurricanes see?
With one eye!

What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
Twister!

What did one lightening bolt say to the other lightening bolt?
You’re shocking!

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful  to not step in a poodle!

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
I lava you!

What do you call a rooster that crows every morning?
An alarm cluck!

What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now!

What is a shark’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader!

Do bees fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow jackets!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s hot outside!

Check out this Earth Day Craft: Egg Carton Planters Tutorial for some Earth Day gardening inspiration!

earth day books for kidsThis list of Earth Day books will surely come in handy for some fun reading!

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Check out more Activities for Kids and Craft posts for more family inspiration.

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