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Pirate Jokes for Kids

September 17, 2016 by Leandrea Voskanian


Have fun on National Talk Like a Pirate Day with some Pirate Jokes for Kids.  With this fun list of jokes you and your kids will get a few good laughs!  This list of Pirate Jokes for Kids was collected from around the internet.

These pirate jokes for kids are sure to get a laugh!

When is the best time for a pirate to buy a new ship?
When it’s on sail!

What does a pirate wear for Halloween?
A Pumpkin Patch!

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg

Why does a pirate take so long to learn the alphabet?
Because he always gets stuck at “c”

What do you call a pirate who skips class?
Captain Hooky

What is a pirates favorite subject in school?
Aaaaarrrrt

What is a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?
Arrrr

What Star Wars character is really a pirate?
AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!

What is a pirates favorite doll?
BARRRRRRRRRRBIE!

What are pirates afraid of?
The DARRRRRRRRRRK

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup…
ARRRRRRRRRR! 

Don’t miss our Pirate Day Crafts for Kids or add some educational elements to Talk Like a Pirate Day with these books:

  • Shiver Me Letters: A Pirate ABC
  • Do Pirates Take Baths?
  • Rhode Island Novelty Pirate Treasure Chest

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