Have fun on National Talk Like a Pirate Day with some Pirate Jokes for Kids. With this fun list of jokes you and your kids will get a few good laughs! This list of Pirate Jokes for Kids was collected from around the internet.
When is the best time for a pirate to buy a new ship?
When it’s on sail!
What does a pirate wear for Halloween?
A Pumpkin Patch!
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg
Why does a pirate take so long to learn the alphabet?
Because he always gets stuck at “c”
What do you call a pirate who skips class?
What is a pirates favorite subject in school?
What is a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?
What Star Wars character is really a pirate?
What is a pirates favorite doll?
What are pirates afraid of?
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