St. Patrick’s Day is in less than a week. With this list of St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids collected from around the internet you will have a great few days entertaining and being entertained by your children.
St. Patrick’s Day jokes for kids
Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
Because they are always wearing green.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short.
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A shamrock.
Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
Because he wanted to reach the gold faster.
What kind of bow can not be tied?
A rainbow!
What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?
A jig mistake.
Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you don’t want to press your luck!
Where can you always find gold?
In the dictionary!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
If you like this list you will LOVE these Printable St. Patrick’s Day Jokes. Check them out now!
St. Patrick’s Day Reading Materials
Lucky Leprechauns: A Collection of St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
The Story of Saint Patrick’s Day
Too Many Fairies: A Celtic Tale
If you are looking for an easy St. Patrick’s Day activities for your children check out Pot of Gold craft, Rainbows and Hats craft, and Shamrock Hair Bows (they are easier than you think).
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