Christmas jokes for kids are a perfect activity for the month of December. With Winter Break/Christmas break taking a chunk of the month your kids will have plenty of time to memorize these jokes. Maybe they can even tell Santa when you go get a picture taken!
Christmas Jokes for Kids
What do call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
Why is Santa so good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-”deer”!
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells
What goes ‘oh, oh, oh,’?
Santa talking backwards!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ?
Santa Clues!
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy Claws!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A Christmas Quaker.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A Cookie Sheet.
What’s an ig?
A snow house with a loo.
Where does the snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rabbit
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!
If you are looking for more ways to have family fun this Christmas check out these Paper Plate Santas. This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ornament tutorial is another post you don’t want to miss!
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