Easter will be here soon and it is time to start thinking about Easter jokes, which consist primarily of bunnies, eggs, and chickens. This list of Easter Jokes was collected from around the internet. Have fun with a few new family laughs!
Eggcelent Easter Jokes for Kids
What kinds of books do bunnies like?
Ones with hoppy endings!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs (X) marks the spot!
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!
How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise
What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
Hoppy Easter!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
What grows between your nose and chin?
Tulips (Two Lips)
What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A smarty pants.
What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
How did the eggs leave the building?
They went through the “Eggs-it”
What do you call a sleeping egg?
Egg-zosted!
What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
You’re “Egg-stra special”
Why did the egg go to school?
To get “Egg-u-cated”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny
Some bunny Who?
Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?
If you are looking for an easy spring time craft check out these Spring Time Carrots.
If you can’t get enough of these jokes, you can get them as a Printable Easter Jokes page!
Easter Reading Materials
- Easter Crack-Ups: Knock-Knock Jokes Funny-Side Up (Lift-The-Flap Knock-Knock Book)
- Easter Jokes for Kids
- Easter Children Jokes, Riddles, Quotes and Tongue Twisters,Too (Children Holiday Series)
- Happy Easter, Curious George
- The Berenstain Bears and the Real Easter Eggs
- The Easter Egg by Jan Brett
- Happy Easter, Mouse! (If You Give…)
- The Secret Garden (HarperClassics)
- Happy Easter, Curious George
- Happy Easter, Little Critter
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BusyWorkingMama says
LOL love these! I’ll have to read them to Lily this afternoon!