Here is a great list of ten Halloween jokes for kids. It is always fun watching kids deliver the punchline of a joke.
What do ghosts put on their morning cereal?
Booberries.
How do witches keep their hair in place?
Scare spray.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane.
What does a bird say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning.
What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice cream (I scream)
What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?
Straw-berries!
What does a baby ghost need at a restaurant?
A BOO-ster seat
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Oh, I’m sorry….I didn’t mean to make you cry!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!
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