Halloween Jokes for Kids


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Here is a great list of ten Halloween jokes for kids.  It is always fun watching kids deliver the punchline of a joke.  Be sure to check out our Craft Posts for ways to create fun Halloween crafts and projects at your house.

What do ghosts put on their morning cereal?
Booberries.

How do witches keep their hair in place?
Scare spray.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.

What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane.

What does a bird say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.

What is a mummy’s favorite type of music? 
Rap music.

When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning.

What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
Booberry muffins.

What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs!

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice cream (I scream)

Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
MaliBOO!

Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
He was a pain in the neck!

What is a ghost’s favorite thing to wear?
BOO- jeans!

Why do vampires need mouth wash?
Because they have bat breath.

What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?
Straw-berries! 

What do you use to men a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch!

What does a baby ghost need at a restaurant?
A BOO-ster seat

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What is the problem with two twin witches? 
You never know which witch is which!

What school subject is a witch good at?
Spelling

 What did the little ghost say to his mom?
“I’ve got a boo boo.”

What is a ghost’s favorite ride? 
A roller-ghoster.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Oh, I’m sorry….I didn’t mean to make you cry!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!

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Supplement these Halloween Jokes with Halloween Literature and Activities for kids:

This Ghost Hair Bow Tutorial is so easy that anyone can make it!

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Get these jokes as printable Halloween Jokes!

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