Pumpkins are so versatile. They make great decorations, fantastic pie, and some people go crazy over Pumpkin Spiced lattes. did you know that pumpkins are also funny? The certainly can be when you head these pumpkin jokes for kids. They are the best when told with an elementary aged child.
Pumpkin Jokes….For Kids!
What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
Why orange you orange?
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts!
What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?
Good-pie!
What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?
Cut it out!
What does a pumpkin sew?
A pumpkin patch
What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?
That was filling!
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What is orange and flies?
Super Pumpkin!
Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
It fell off the wagon!
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?
When you drop it; then it’s squash!
Why was Cinderella not very good at boxing?
Because her coach was a pumpkin!
When asked how he was, what did the pumpkin reply?
“I’m vine, thank you.”
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These free printable Halloween jokes are a big hit with kids as well!
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