This Mystery Shopping Email Made Me Laugh

I was sitting in the waiting room for my MRI this afternoon flipping through my email.  Honestly, it has been awhile since I have mystery shopped and I am guilty of not reading many of the emails lately.  But since I had nothing else to do I was actually reading the whole emails.  I laughed out loud when I read the fifth line above.  One of the patients in the office looked over at me, but I couldn’t help it.  “You must be sober.”  Really?  Sure the first line reads” These are NOT mystery shops” because they are AUDITS.  Of course you should be sober when performing any job!