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Winter Jokes for Kids

February 16, 2016 by Leandrea Voskanian


Winter is a long season, running from December to March.  One way to pass the long, cold days is with Winter Jokes for Kids.  These jokes include snowmen, penguins, and snow and are sure to get a quick chuckle!How do snowman greets each other? They say ‘Ice to meet you’! Get MORE Winter Jokes that kids will love in this great post.
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Winter Jokes for Kids

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice Krispies!

How do snowman greets each other?
They say ‘Ice to meet you’!

Where do snowmen go to dance?
To a snow ball!

What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?
An Iceberger!

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!

Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.

What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!

Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!

How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!

What is a Snowman’s favorite Drink?
Ice Tea!

Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!

What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!

What do grown up snowmen call younger snowmen?
Chill-dren.

What did the snowman say to the customer?
 Have an ice day!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody!

If you have any good jokes to add please let us know!

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Love these? Have more fun with the printable version!


Supplement these Winter Jokes with some Winter literature for Kids:

  • The Mitten
  • The Story of Snow: The Science of Winter’s Wonder
  • Penguins! A Penguin Book for Kids – With Fun Facts & Amazing Pictures on the Different Penguin Species, Their Habitat, Types of Food & More! (Animals & Birds)

Be sure to check out our Craft Posts for ways to create fun, frugal crafts and projects at your house.  The Snowflake Paintings are one of my favorites!

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  1. BusyWorkingMama says

    January 20, 2014 at 10:01 pm

    Aunr Artica was the best one!! 🙂

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